| i'm not gonna do that rating crap: "1=bad, 2=sorta Bbad, 3=ok, etc." if it's in this section, then i like it and you should download it. that is that. |

| first off, i know that many of you probably use winzip to unzip the zip files that you download. well i found freezip and it is SO much better. it's totally free and it is VERY fast. after you download a zip file, double-click on that file in your hard drive and freezip does the rest. just get it. trust me. |

[freezip.exe]

| (if you have anything that could be in the "downloads" section or you know where i could get some, [lemme know]) |

sounds

filename: [definition.wav]

size: 1.14MB

length: 02:29

description: the definition of the word "f*ck". this is GREAT.

filename: [duck.wav]

size: 428KB

length: 00:39

description: donald duck being, well umm, pleasured. FUNNY.

silly stuff

filename: [stinkymonkey.mpeg] right click and choose "save target as"

size: 372KB

length: 00:09

description: a baby chimpanzee scratches his butt, then smells his finger. the rest is history. get this one!

filename: [monkeypee.mpeg] right click and choose "save target as"

size: 936KB

length: 00:09

description: a chimpanzee drinking his own urine. the lil monkey penis makes it even funnier.

filename: [toilet.avi] right click and choose "save target as"

size: 150KB

length: 00:20

descrtiption: a little cartoon of a guy whose head explodes while trying to take a dump.